Exodus Pt 9

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Get Out The Graph Paper, Pencils, 

Sewing Kit and 

Tool Chest

Does anyone remember a song by Desmond Dekker and The Aces from the late sixties called "The Israelites"? There is a radio station at 95.1 FM that calls itself The Wow Factor and they mostly play songs from the 60's and 70's, and the other day "The Israelites" popped up on the car radio as my beloved and I were toddling around town. Catchy tune with a syncopated reggae beat. Hadn't heard it in decades and I just thought it was interesting since I've been spending a whole lot of time lately with the Original Israelites, or the OI's as I like to call them. Outside of the repeated refrain of "The Israelites!" I couldn't understand the lyrics very well, probably due to a combination of hearing loss I prefer to deny exists when my wife suggests perhaps I should visit an audiologist and invest in a set of hearing aids, and Desmond Dekker's Jamaican accent but I think I'll just blame it on poor audio engineering. I did use about thirty seconds of my five minutes of research time to find out that, according to Wikipedia anyway, the title/refrain of the song comes from the identification Rastafarians have with the Twelve Tribes of Israel and the troubles both groups have seen. Interesting. I may have to look into that, just not now. We need to move forward with the second book in the Old Testament.

    I have been giving a fair amount of thought to just how to present the remaining chapters here in Exodus. As I said in the installment titled "A Short Note of Despair", we are shifting from story and character mode into Heavy Duty Instructional Mode and honestly I think a whole lot of momentum is lost; we no longer have the page turning "what happens next?" and "what an fascinating if peculiar new character this is" qualities to keep us interested, even with all of the tangents thrown into the mix. And so after trying a couple of more detailed approaches, I think we'll be turning the dial on the Reader's Digest Condensed Knob up to eleven in an effort to share the essentials, give you at least a bit of the flavor, but not put you to sleep like an Ambien with a Chardonnay chaser. If the lack of detail frustrates, I apologize, but remember, you can always crack the cover on your own copy and dive in yourself. I think you'll see what I'm talking about.

    Chapters 25 through 31 are pretty much all about the box God wants Moses to store the tablets with the Rules for Living in, the surroundings in which this box is to be kept, what the Keepers of the Box (Priests) should wear while doing their priestly duties, and what those duties are.

    Chapter 25 begins with God telling Moses to gather up all of the nice construction and ornamentation materials they talked their Egyptian neighbors out of right before they left. If any of the Israelites had been hoping to keep this treasure for themselves, they are in for a rude awakening. God wants to use it to make a bunch of stuff, and he's got the plans all drawn up, ready to go.

    The items God wants for this projects are:

• Acacia wood
• Gold
• Silver
• Bronze
• Blue, purple, and crimson yarn
• Fine linen (no seconds)
• Goats' hair
• Tanned ram skins
• Fine leather (see linen note)
• Lamp oil (good quality)
• spices
• various gemstones

The items to be made from these materials are:

• An ark (wooden box, not a big boat) in which to store the tablets
• Something called a "mercy seat" to be placed on top of the ark. It's got cherubim on it, their wings shadowing the seat at both ends.
• A table
• A lampstand
• A tabernacle
• A curtain
• An altar suitable for burnt offerings
• Hangings
• Vestments for the priests (Aaron and his sons)

The ark, mercy seat, and table, as well as the framework for the tabernacle and the altar are all to be made out of acacia wood. Measurements in cubits are given for each of these items, as well as details--lots of details--like loops and poles on the sides to facilitate moving them and gold overlay to make 'em shine and where the cherubim go.

    Accessories like bowls and flagons and plates and dishes, as well as the lampstand itself are to made out of gold. The yarn and linens are to be used for curtains (cherubim theme) and should be joined together and attached to the acacia wood framework to form the outside of the tabernacle. Other curtains will be inside the tabernacle and will surround the ark. The frames are to rest on silver bases.

    Twisted linen, bronze bases, and hooks of silver are the materials called for to make the court, which I'm guessing is the area just outside the tabernacle proper. Lots of pillars are mentioned. The gate to the court has its own design, involving yarn, twisted linen and silver banded pillars. Pegs and any other miscellaneous utensils for the tabernacle are to be made out of bronze.

    All in all it seems that Moses and his team have quite the construction project in their future. The other thing that struck me was the fact that this all seems to be happening relatively early in the forty years of desert wandering, although at this point I'm not really sure where in the timeline of things this is happening, and I'm left to wonder both about where they are going to do all of this work and how they are going to carry it around with them until they arrive at the Land of Milk and Honey. It's true that the ark and table and whatnot are supposed to have rings on the side and poles that go through the rings and I assume that is so they can be transported, but gee whiz, I'm thinking they're going to be hard pressed to find volunteers for forty years of ark dury. 

    Chapter 28 is all about the "Vestments for the Priesthood", which as we've discussed, means Aaron and his sons. Seems a low priest to parishioner ratio when you look back at the six hundred thousand not including women and children figure tossed out there earlier, but let's not worry about that right now. What's important here is that Aaron and Sons are properly attired, which in this case means a breastpiece, an ephod, a robe, a checkered tunic, a turban, and a sash. Oh, and linen undies. The undies are very important. God makes it clear that failure to wear the designated underwear will result in death and a blot on ones Permanent Record.

    In Chapter 29 we learn all about The Ordination of the Priests, and let me tell you, it makes a fraternity initiation seem like a walk in the park. Of course there are critters to be sliced up, in this case a bull and two rams and they must be "without blemish." Blood figures prominently in the process here, including a generous amount that is to be dabbed on the priests' ears and flung against the sides of the altar. Aaron and Sons get to have quality time with ram fat and entrails and internal organs before they get the Weber Grill out and send a pleasing odor of roasting ram innards up to God. Baskets and bread and oil flung hither and yon and you've got a real, manly good time spelled out here. There is more about daily offerings which are designed to reduce the bull population as well as a similar sort of herd reduction of any lambs they may have in the menagerie.

    A mandatory half shekel offering, and a bronze basin in which the priests are required (upon pain of death, of course) to wash their hands and feet are the featured items in Chapter 30, along with recipes for making high quality anointing oil and an exclusive sort of incense. Surprisingly, there is no death penalty associated with the misuse of either for personal adornment, only banishment, although I suppose that could be a death sentence of a slow variety, considering nobody in that crowd seems to know where they're going and safety in numbers is what is protecting them.

    Just as Moses is beginning to wonder how he is going to get all this work done, in Chapter 31 God tells him to delegate. There are two fellows in the group who are nicely qualified for these projects: Bezalel and Oholiab. God assures Moses that "they shall do just as I have commanded you." So that must have taken a real weight off his shoulders.

    The chapter continues with yet another reminder to Keep the Sabbath. The Death Incentive is mentioned. Twice. Working on the sabbath will kill you. This seems to be something that the vast majority of employers have conveniently disregarded of late.

    We wrap up Chapter 31 and today's little Bible Looksee with verse 18:

When God finished speaking with Moses on Mount Sinai, he gave him the two tablets of the covenant, tablets of stone, written with the finger of God.

    I've never been partial to those screens where you're supposed to sign your name with your fingertip, they skip and often refuse to even recognize your finger is even there, but God being God, he can fingertip it on stone, which is pretty cool. I do have a question here: There was a lot of material covered in the chapters we've been looking at in the last few installments, not just The Ten Commandments. Do the tablets have everything? Instructions on how to make a nice ark? How to sew an ephod? The proper flinging of bull blood?

    Just wondering.

*Strawberry Fields in Central Park

P.S. You may have noticed that I often go back and make a few corrections or amendments to these installments. I hope that doesn't bother you, but I am a constant tinkerer when it comes to words.

    

   

 

 

Exodus Pt 8

 

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Justice, Festivals, and The Promised Land

Welcome back, or, if you're just joining us, welcome and glad to have you here! I hope your summer is going well so far. Where I am we have entered into our Six Months of Being Hot as H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks Season and we're just hoping it isn't going to be as bad as last year, which broke way too many records of the sort you don't want broken. Not that there is much hope in that direction, as the knowledgeable weather and climate people have been telling us for a while that this year is going to be even worse. Good reason to stay inside and read a good book. If I might suggest one of the fine volumes listed just to the right.

    Anyway...

    When my family moved to Arizona in 1960 it seemed like a bit of a promised land, with a dry climate that made it nice to be outside almost all the time, job opportunities, nice wide streets, and air that didn't rile up a person's allergies. True, we had days when the thermometer zoomed past one hundred in the afternoon, but at night it cooled down wonderfully. All that, except some of the wide streets, is pretty much a distant memory now, but you know what? Life is still good, at least it is as long as you've got air-conditioning and like getting up real early in the morning to enjoy the couple of hours before they turn on the broiler.

    But we're here for the next section of the Book of Exodus, so before I am accused of taking online recipe websites as my model I guess we should get back to some of the great advice to be found in the Book of Exodus.

 

    Yes, I know we have already covered the Ten Commandments, but as I think I've stated before, rules and regulations are going to be keeping us company for quite a while, including in the next three chapters, with a little break for another repeat of God's promise to hand over a large parcel of land that is currently home to a number of "ite" people, so let's get to it.

    Chapter 22, titled "Laws of Restitution", is very much concerned with livestock, although"money or goods" is also mentioned. There are eight scenarios covered, at least by my count, with a couple in particular that caught my eye. The one in verse 2 I'm still puzzling over.

2  If a thief is found breaking in, and is beaten to death, no bloodguilt is incurred; 

but if it happens after sunrise, bloodguilt is incurred.

    Actually, I guess it is pretty clear. If someone busts into your home when it's dark outside you can bludgeon away as much as you see fit. If they wander in during daylight hours you should find some other way of dispatching them. Elderberry tea laced with arsenic, perhaps.

    Then in verse 9 we've got this:

9  In any case of disputed ownership involving ox, donkey, sheep, clothing, or any other loss, of which one party says, "This is mine," the case of both parties shall come before God; the one whom God condemns shall pay double to the other.

    What isn't spelled out here is where God has his courtroom located, or how one gets ones case on the docket. Also, what if both parties say, "This is mine"? 

    Verses 10-15 cover things like who owes whom** what in situations involving injured or stolen livestock, including what to do if the poor moo cow or baa sheep has been mangled by wild beasts, because that does make a difference.

    And then we come to some useful Social and Religious Laws to close out the chapter. It covers a range of topics, including the financial obligation a man has to a virgin's father after deflowering said virgin. Nothing about an apology or even a nice dinner for the former virgin, just the cash owed the dad. 

    

    Right after that we get instructions to put "female sorcerer(s)" to death. I guess male sorcerers are considered handy to have around for entertainment at children's birthday parties.

    It is important to avoid having sex with an animal or making a sacrifice to some other god if one wants to keep on living. So I guess you can't buy your way out of deflowering a sheep like you can a female of the human variety. You know one of man's partners.

    Be nice to "resident aliens", because, at least for a while, the Egyptians were accommodating to the Israelites. As an encouragement to follow this one, God makes it clear if you don't that he will kill you, with a sword.

    There is a nice bit about proper etiquette for those engaged in lending money and running pawn shops, along with instructions concerning handing over a percentage of your earnings, crops, etc to God, who is too busy with Deity Business to get a job that comes with wages.

    We close out Chapter 22 with another reminder not to eat meat that has been mangled by beasts.

      Chapter 23 is titled "Justice for All", but curiously enough Al Pacino doesn't get a mention. Instead we get more livestock related items along with pointers on how to properly work within the legal system. For example:

• If you come across a loose donkey, you have to take it back to its owner, even if it belongs to someone you don't like.
• If you see a donkey that belongs to someone you don't like and it looks to be overburdened, it's up to you to lighten its load. Or at least I think that's what verse 5 means. These first two make the assumption that you will do the right thing without prompting if the donkey in question belongs to your pal.
• Perverting justice due poor people is a no-no.
• Verse 7 reminds us not to kill innocent people. Good advice.
• Also, no bribe taking.
• Not oppressing resident aliens is addressed again. Must be important.

    For some reason the connection between the words sabbath and sabbatical has never really jumped out at me, but in verses 10-13 we learn about the need to not only take a day off every seven days, but also take a whole gosh-darned year off every seven years. Or at least we're supposed to let our fields lie fallow, if we've got fields, which most of us don't nowadays, but it's a nice thought anyway.

    There is a subsection titled "The Annual Festivals" and it says there are three times in the year when festivals are mandatory, but after the first one is described the specifics got a little sketchy to me. In any case, as soon as I figure out when the month of Abid is I'll definitely celebrate the festival of unleavened bread, because I'm a big fan of tortillas and flatbread. A week of nothing but quesadillas and little pizzas sounds like a good time to me.

    There is also a festival of harvest mentioned, but outside of an potted herb garden that gets fried every summer and a little fig tree that is very popular with the grackles, mockingbirds, and finches around here, there isn't much in the way of harvesting that goes on at Rancho Hutcheson.

    Let's all remember to follow verse 19 and not boil a kid in its mother's milk, okay?

    In what I think we can call a well established tradition of bounding from one subject to another, we now go directly from the kid boiling ban to a section titled "The Conquest of Canaan Promised." Unless you're a new arrival here you probably recall somewhere around seventy or eighty instances of God promising The Land of Milk and Honey, aka Canaan, to everyone from Abraham to Joseph to Moses, and here he does it again. This time he goes into a few more specifics regarding strategy.

• There will be an angel provided to guide and guard. It is important the angel be accorded all due respect and attention.
• There is a reminder of just who the specific "ites" are who have considered Canaan to be their home for what must be a good long while and who are sooner or later due for a surprise in that regard. If you didn't make notes earlier, here you go...
• Amorites
• Hittites
• Perizzites
• Canaanites
• Hivites
• Jebusites
• There is a repeat of the stern warning not to accept invitations to join the local congregations, even just for a coffee time get together. 
• Lots of good things are promised to the Israelites as long as they don't dabble in any other religion, and lots a really nasty things are in store for the Amorites, etc.
• God will make sure the land is cleared of the "others" but he'll do it in an orderly fashion, so as not to negatively affect real estate values too much.
• 29 I will not drive them out from before you in one year, or the land would become desolate and the wild animals would multiply against you. 30  Little by little I will drive them out from before you, until you have increased and possess the land.

    

    And now...Chapter 24, which is about as far as we can go today. Chapters 25 through 975*** all seem to be detailed building plans and we want to give them the focused attention they deserve.

        

    God tells Moses to gather his top sargents, including Aaron, and meet him on the mountain, except Aaron and the boys will only be allowed to come so close. Meantime, Moses should communicate to the entire group all the rules he has laid out so far, which he does and everyone agrees that they are terrific rules and following them should be no problem, even the ones about resident aliens. Moses then gets out his notebook and jots down the rules so he doesn't forget.

    Next morning he gets up early and makes a nice altar, complete with twelve pillars and some basins to hold a gallon or five each of oxen blood. Sacrifices are made, the blood that isn't basined is dashed against the altar, and that puts the real stamp of approval on this latest and most comprehensive covenant. Next time you use the term "blood oath" in casual conversation, you'll know where it comes from, right?

    Aaron and the other mid-management types join Moses and they go up the mountain just high enough to be able to catch a glimpse of the Lord, who is standing on...

something like a pavement of sapphire stone, like 

the very heaven for clearness.

    In other words, the production values were pretty high.

    God tells Moses to come closer, he has some tablets for him. Moses tells the rest of the men to behave themselves, but if they can't they should go to either Aaron or Hur to settle things, and to remember to not eat anything that had been mangled by a wild beasts He then sets off with his assistant Joshua (sorry, but I can't help but picture Patsy from "Monty Python and The Holy Grail") and the two of them climb higher until they are enveloped by a dense cloud, where they are left to cool their heels for six days while God puts the finishing touches on the tablets. When God does make another appearance he does so accompanied by an impressive display of devouring fire to get their attention, as sitting in fog for six days can make a person's attention wander. Moses goes in for his one on one time with God and a mere forty days later comes back to wake up Joshua, who, not having planned for such a long outing, is dreaming about something to eat, even if it has been mangled by a wild beast.

   *There is a place in the Valley of the Sun called Butterfly Wonderland. Isn't that cool?

    **I don't think I'll ever get to be confident with the whole "who" and "whom" thing. If I've got it wrong here, you have my apology. If I got it right, well, woo hoo!

    ***Just kidding. There are only forty chapters in Exodus. 

    

    

 

Under Construction

 

Just a short note to ask for your patience while I get a new, cleaner look to the place. The IT department here is a not quite technically savvy fellow, so let's give him some space. Thanks!

Exodus Pt. 7. A Few More Laws

 

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The Ten Commandments Was 

Just a Warm-up

Welcome back. Sorry if you've been anxiously waiting for the next installment, we're coming up on a whole bunch of material that, to be honest, I've found to be a bit of a slog. Also, I have a couple of other books I'm reading right now that are rather difficult to put down, and although I'm only about halfway through each of them I can recommend both.

• Gator Country, by Rebecca Renner, is at once a true crime tale and a personal examination of her beloved home state of Florida. The writing transports you to the wilds and the places that used to be even wilder, and introduces you to people who are very much of the land where they live.
• The Great Abolitionist, by Stephen Puleo, brings us the life of a truly remarkable man who should occupy a whole lot more space in our history books. Charles Sumner usually gets a brief mention as the victim of a brutal caning on the floor of Congress in the 1850's, but his life up to that point and then subsequent to that horrific act of violence perpetrated by a South Carolina representative name of Preston Reed, tells of a remarkable man who bravely, stubbornly, single-mindedly battled against slavery, the Original Sin of the United States of America. This story, in particular, is resonating with me as I come across reference after reference in the Old Testament to the accepted, seemingly Endorsed by God, practice of one person owning another. 

    And that leads us to Chapter 21, which immediately follows the Ten Commandments and the warning against climbing altar steps.

    The subtitle of Chapter 21 is..."The Law concerning Slaves", and I've got to tell you, it is disturbing, especially as these laws are supposed to have come directly from Ol' Yahweh his own darn self. Here's a sample, referring to the proper etiquette to follow when a Hebrew slave has served his seven years and is eligible for parole:

    4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master's and he shall go alone.

    Which means that if a male slave gets married during his period of servitude, his family belongs to the "master" and the slave has to choose between his own freedom and keeping the family together. If he wants to stay with his wife and kids he gets his ear pierced with an awl and he's stuck as a slave for life. Nice.

    Another thing that comes to mind here is that these rules are aimed at the gentry in possession of Hebrew slaves, in other words persons who could very well be members of the same congregation as their masters and overlords. What about imported slaves, or slaves that have been raised in agnostic or Unitarian households? Does the seven year indenture not apply? Does anything go as far as disposition of spouses and offspring? I suppose we might find more slave related material later on, but for now this seems like pretty slim contract material. 

    Verses 7-11 deal with daughters being sold by their fathers and how things should be arranged if the purchaser either decides she's not quite what he had in mind, or he's going to pass her on to one of his sons. Somehow within these few verses, the female slave's title morphs into "wife", although this comes up in a passage about the rights she should retain if Dad Master or Son Master makes additions to the harem. For the umpteenth time, women are presented as mere possessions here in the Old Testament, quite the demotion from their original promised title of "partner" given in Genesis, Chapter 2, Verse 18. If Eve had known what her sex was in for she may have decided to remain a rib.

    But let's move on.

    The chapter continues with "The Law concerning Violence". Here we get what seem to be a few random scenarios of someone whaling on somebody else followed by the consequences or lack of consequences deemed appropriate by God. There are a number of acts that, according to The Word of God, warrant the death penalty.

• Striking a person mortally.
• Unless it wasn't premeditated, then the perpetrator can flee to a place designated by God. Altars are mentioned, but there is no caution about going up the steps and the view accorded to those below.
• Striking ones father or mother.
• Kidnapping.
• Cursing ones father or mother. Yep, that'll get you the death penalty, so watch your mouth.
• When a slaveowner strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately.
• But if the slave lingers for a day or three before succumbing to his or her wounds, "there is no punishment: for the slave is the owner's property."

    We have some lesser punishments for other very specific scenarios.

• Striking a person with a stone or fist to the point that the victim is confined to bed results in no penalties outside of an obligation to pay for "loss of time, and to arrange for full recovery." This is, of course, dependent upon the victim recovering and being able to walk around outside "with the help of a staff."
• Anyone injuring a pregnant woman and causing a miscarriage is only liable for whatever financial compensation the woman's husband thinks is reasonable. If the attack on the woman results in injuries beyond miscarriage, then we get the famous "eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe".
• And if a slave owner puts out the eye of a slave that slave gets to go free. Same deal if they knock out one of the slave's teeth. It is nice to see the humanity coming forward here, isn't it?

    No mentions about road rage or spousal abuse or schoolyard bullying or political assassination or mugging or...you get the picture, there are some gaps.

    Next we have a lot of rules about what happens when livestock are involved. Sometimes the punishment extends only to the beast in question, but sometimes the owner is held liable too. If you or your neighbors have any oxen inclined to mischief, I suggest you read up in Exodus, Chapter 21, verses 28-36, just in case. It just might save you from being stoned. The being pelted with rocks until you're dead kind of stoned, not the Cheech and Chong kind.

And that is all we have time for today. We need to do a Costco run and I need to get some guitar practice time in if I'm going to stand any chance of getting my fingertips nicely calloused.

*From our tour of the Louvre. If you know the name of the sculpture, please let me know. I just liked his enthusiasm.

    

Exodus Pt 6

 

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Sinai and The Ten Commandments

So I am in the middle of rereading--for the umpteenth time--Chapter 20, because of course that is where you can find The Ten Commandments, when an alert pops up on my phone about the verdict coming in soon in the Trial of He Who I'll Not Give The Satisfaction of Mentioning By Name. I have to say that any serious studying came to a temporary halt as I, along with darned near everyone else, waited for the news, wondering if in fact the law would somehow apply to someone who has managed to avoid any meaningful consequences his entire life. By golly, do you think it is any sort of coincidence that these thirty-four guilty verdicts came down at the very same time I was preparing this installment, the one that focuses close attention on the Basic Rules as Handed Down by God His Own Darn Self?

    I think not.

    Or maybe so.

    But that's not what we're here for, now is it?

    We're here for Exodus, Chapters 19 and 20, so let's get to it.

    After Moses' father-in-law Jethro heads back home to Midion--I think that's his home base, but I can't find it in my notes--the Israelites do some more desert wandering, and as we catch up with them at the beginning of Chapter 19, they have been trekking and checking their Rand McNally atlas for exactly three months and are currently camped out in front of Mount Sinai, trying to invent GPS, or SatNav, depending on which branch they happened to be on the Babel tree.

    Moses hears God call him to the top of the mountain, so he heads on up to see if maybe they can get a bit of variety in their diet, the fine and flaky mannon not being a tremendous hit with the toddlers, or those with IBS. God reminds Moses that he is the one who calls the meeting and establishes the agendas and what is on the slate now is what he sees as a real need to establish some basic rules and regulations concerning human behavior, which, from what we've seen so far seems to be a pretty good idea. He tells Moses he will present the specifics in three days, and in the meantime he wants everyone to wash their clothes and make sure not to get too close to the mountain, because if they do he'll have to kill them. So Moses tells the people to do laundry and "do not go near a woman", which isn't exactly the same as don't touch the mountain, but maybe he misheard God's instructions.

    On the morning of the third day all heck breaks loose around Mount Sinai. Billowing smoke, trumpets blaring, thunder and lightning, you name it. Moses tries to say something to God and God answers him back in thunder. A really impressive show for the people, who are all thinking this was definitely worth the trouble of washing their clothes, but maybe not yet sure about the three kanoodle-free nights. Maybe there will be fireworks.

    Moses goes up the mountain and God tells him, again, that if anybody else follows they will die. He likes his privacy. Moses says the people understand and they've all got clean robes on, and as far as he knows there hasn't been any hanky-panky, and God reminds him that last one was Moses' idea, not his, but he admires the initiative. He then says, you know what, Aaron can come up. Aaron's an okay guy. But that's it, none of those other priests. Anybody else comes up and there'll be trouble.

    And then God clears his throat, grabs the podium firmly on both sides, and, as Chapter 20 gets underway, "spoke all these words."

    No, I'm not going to give you all of the words. That's why you're getting your Bible info with me, because you want the abridged version. The section that follows is where The Ten Commandments appear, and surprisingly, at least to me, they are not presented in a bullet point format.

1. ...you shall have no other gods before me.
2. You shall not make for yourself an idol. (There's more, with specifics about under water and such, but the part that caught my eye was this...) "for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments."
3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God...
4. Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy. (He goes on a bit, but that's the core.)
5. Honor your father and mother.
6. You shall not commit murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (by which I'm hoping the Hebrew for neighbor means everyone, but I'm not the scholar here.) And finally, this next one is kinda long but I am going to give it to you in it's entirety.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

    That number Ten is a bit of an eye opener, don't you think? Or maybe not so much, since we've already been presented with abundant evidence that women don't count for much as actual human beings in the Old Testament so far.

    

    Moses then goes down to the people and tells them it's all okay and that God just wanted to make sure they are afraid of him so they'll behave themselves.

    God then gives Moses instructions about the sort of altar he likes and also tells him not to go up the steps of any altar because them people might be able to look up his robe.

    And this concludes our time with the Ten Commandments. If you're into Rules and Regulations, stay with us, because before too long we're going to have several gazillion coming your way.

Be nice to each other, okay?