It
All Starts With
A Burning
Bush
At the end of Chapter 2, Moses has fled Egypt to avoid
prosecution for murder, gotten himself married to a nice young woman name of
Zipporah and had a son they name Gershom; the Israelites have cried out to God
for help against their Egyptian taskmaster and God has taken notice of them.
Which brings us to Chapter 3 and one of those familiar Bible
Stories many of us recall either from Sunday School or the David Steinberg
routine on his “Disguised as a Normal Person” LP: Moses and the Burning Bush. I’ll
try to stick at least a bit closer to the version in the New Revised Standard
Version than Mr. Steinberg does in his hilarious comedy routine. But it’s easy
to see how he was inspired.
Anyway…
Moses is in Midian, tending
to a flock of sheep belonging to his father-in-law Jethro, when he spots a bush
on fire. Entertainment of any variety being at a premium to a shepherd, he goes
over to check it out and is surprised to see that the bush is not being
affected in any way by the flames, kind of like the ceramic logs in a gas
fireplace, although we can be confident he didn’t make that connection. Then, when
the voice of God comes out of the bush, his curiosity is really piqued and he
tries to get even closer, but God tells him to take his sandals off first on
account of it being holy ground. This is where Steinberg has a bit of fun with
the idea that God gleefully exclaims “Got another one!” when Moses scorches his
bare feet, but we’re not going to go there.
Just to make sure Moses
knows who he is talking to, God identifies himself as “the God of your father,
the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob”, which causes Moses
to cover his face out of fear of looking God of all those important ancestors
in the face. As there isn’t anything in the next few verses to indicate
otherwise, it seems Moses keeps his eyes covered for the rest of their
conversation. But as God does most of the talking it doesn’t seem to make much
difference.
First God tells Moses that
the Israelites are having a rough time in Egypt, and he has a plan to get them
out of there. Not only that, but he will lead them to a land of milk and honey
that is currently inhabited by some undeserving Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites,
Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites who probably have no idea that an eviction
notice is in their future. The person he wants to make the arrangements with
Pharaoh for this emigration from Egypt is, you guessed it, Moses.
Moses is none too keen on
the plan and he starts to come up with reasons why he’s not the right man for
the job. Reason one being he thinks it very unlikely the Israelites will
believe him if he comes strutting back home with some story about being
appointed by God to lead them out of Egypt. What if they ask him God’s name,
just to make sure he’s not working for one of the less reliable deities? This
is where God delivers one of his signature lines, a real corker that the author
delivers in all upper case,
“I
AM WHO I AM. Thus you shall say to the Israelites, ‘I AM has sent me to you.”
One must admit it is simple,
catchy, memorable, especially when delivered in the sort of rolling, thunderous
voice one would associate with burning but not consumed bushes. Give it a try
and see how it rolls off the tongue. “I AM WHO I AM!” See? Sounds impressive.
But then if you step back and reread that bit it’s unclear as to whether the
name is supposed to be “I AM” or “I AM WHO I AM”, if you see what I mean. But
Moses, eyes closed, feet warm, and possibly wondering what the sheep are
getting up to while he’s being distracted, likely doesn’t have the presence of
mind at the time to inquire further. Fortunately, God gives him more to work
with.
“Thus
you shall say to the Israelites, ‘The LORD, the God of your ancestors, the God
of Abraham, the God of Isaac, the God of Jacob, has sent me to you.”
That should answer any
questions the elders back home have about the authenticity of his commission.
God repeats his milk and
honey promise and tells Moses that he wants him to go to Pharaoh and ask for
permission to take the Israelites three days’ journey out of town to worship God.
God says that Pharaoh is unlikely to agree to this unless he is “compelled by a
mighty hand”. He promises to supply said mighty hand “and strike Egypt with all
my wonders that I will perform in it; after that he will let you go.” And then
he says the Israelites should knock on the doors of their Egyptian neighbors
and ask for any gold, silver, and fine fabrics laying around the house and expect
it all to be forked over with no objections because “I will bring this people
into such favor with the Egyptians.”
(Possible Spoiler Alert and Personal
Quibble) We all know that the “wonders” God is alluding to is a series of
plagues involving frogs, boils, locusts and other inconveniences that will
affect not just Pharaoh but darned near everyone in Egypt. So why in the world
would the Egyptian people cheerfully hand over their family heirlooms to the folks
they could with complete justification blame for their water turning to blood
and all their firstborn children dying? Or does “into such favor” mean
something other than what it sounds like to us, like “The Egyptians will give
you anything, just to see the backside of your donkey heading into the East.”?
Moses still isn’t crazy
about being recruited into the job, and Chapter 4 opens with him once again
trying to beg out of the job.
“But
suppose they do not believe me or listen to me,”
God, who I’m thinking isn’t
too happy at what could be considered a mild form of insubordination, keeps his
cool and has Moses do a couple of simple things with his staff and his hands that
turn into nifty feats of legerdemain. “See?” he says. “With me on your side you
can turn your staff into a snake and back to a staff, and your hand a nasty leprous
white and back to glowing with health. That’ll convince ‘em. And if all else
fails, I’ve got this one where you turn water into blood. No, you don’t need to
do it now, but trust me, it never fails.” (I’m paraphrainge)
But Moses isn’t done trying
to weasel out. He claims a lack of eloquence, saying he is “slow of speech and
slow of tongue” (not a paraphrase). God, getting just a little testy at this
resistance, reminds Moses who he is speaking with. “Now go, and I will be with
your mouth and teach you what you are to speak.” (Also, not a paraphrase. I
think it should be pretty easy to spot the difference by now, so these parenthetical
asides are being retired unless I think one is really necessary.)
Moses isn’t ready to give up
yet and he just flat out says,
“O, my Lord, please send
someone else.”
But once God sets his mind on
bringing someone into the company, he’s usually stubborn about getting his way,
so he tells Moses he can have his brother Aaron, a charter member of the Goshen
Chapter of Toastmasters, do the actual public speaking for him. God will tell
Moses what to tell Aaron to say and that should be the end of the discussion,
don’t make me have to step out of this bush, if you know what I mean?
Moses takes the assignment.
He asks his employer/father-in-law for some personal time to visit the extended
family in Egypt, and heads out with his wife, their sons (notice the plural
here, so Gershom now has at least one sibling), a donkey, and, of course, his
magical staff, and turns toward Egypt. On the way he gets some additional details
from God about what to expect. For one thing, he should expect Pharaoh to be
difficult about the whole thing and the reason Pharaoh is going to be difficult
is because God will “harden his heart, so that he will not let the people go.”
When this happens, Moses (through brother Aaron I suppose) is to tell Pharaoh
that since God considers the Israelites his firstborn, if Pharaoh won’t let
them go God will kill Pharaoh’s firstborn son.
This is what I like to call
Old Testament diplomacy.
Then, in verses 24-26, we
have a little scene that, although I’ve read it over more than a few times, I
just don’t quite get what is going on. Here it is verbatim. See what you think.
24 On the way, at a place where they spent the
night, the LORD met him and tried to kill him. 25 But Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s
foreskin, and touched Moses’ feet with it, and said, “Truly you are a
bridegroom of blood to me!” 26 So he let him alone. It was then she said, “A
bridegroom of blood by circumcision.”
So God tried to kill
Moses and was thwarted by a foreskin? Or was it Gershom (or Gershom’s brother?)
God snuck up on with bad intent because he hadn’t been circumcised yet and
Zipporah took away his motive just in time? What’s all this about being a
bridegroom of blood? And what was going through Moses’ mind when his wife was dabbing
at his feet with a freshly amputated foreskin?
Let’s wrap up this chapter.
Chapter 4 ends with Moses meeting
up with Aaron and the two of them making their case for abandoning the Land o’
Goshen to the elders and general population, who find their arguments convincing.
Next up I will try my
darndest to get us through the plagues in one piece.
*The Mission at Santa Barbara. Pretty, isn't it? There's a nice rose garden nearby.